Kip Powick Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 The Air Canada Pilot Whisperer While visiting an unnamed Westjet pilot's ranch............. Air Canada Pilot: "That your dog?" Westjet Pilot: "Yep." Air Canada Pilot: "Mind if I speak to him?" Westjet Pilot: " My dog can’t talk." Air Canada Pilot "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Westjet Pilot: (Look of shock!) Air Canada Pilot : "Is this pilot your owner?" (Pointing at the Westjet Pilot ) Dog: "Yep." Air Canada Pilot : "How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, gives me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Westjet Pilot: (Look of total disbelief) Air Canada Pilot : "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Westjet Pilot: "Hey, my horse can’t talk." Air Canada Pilot: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Westjet Pilot: (Extreme look of shock!) Air Canada Pilot: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Westjet Pilot ) Horse: "Yep." Air Canada Pilot : "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, and thank you for asking ... he rides me, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a nice barn to protect me from the weather." Westjet Pilot: (Look of total amazement) Air Canada Pilot : "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Westjet Pilot: " All my sheep are liars!!." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinnaker Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newgirl Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Kip I don't know where you find them but that's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaadyyyyyyyyy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Cronin Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I don't get it... why were the sheep liars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I don't get it... why were the sheep liars? They all said they were Virgin wool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super 80 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 damn I have lived a sheltered life, I had to get someone to explain the sheep part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deicer Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Then you shouldn't ask why Scotsmen wear kilts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.O. Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer? The Rolling Stones said, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The Scottish sheep farmer said, "Hey, McCleod, get off of my ewe!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steam Driven Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 What does a Scotsman have under his Kilt? Pair of Shoes, Pair of Socks, And if he's lucky... a bit 'o lipstick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deicer Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 They all said they were Virgin wool Mustuv been some real ugly sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newgirl Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Nae it was the cross-eyed ram with the wee tidbit that turned the ewes off. Ergo the virgin wool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Nae it was the cross-eyed ram with the wee tidbit that turned the ewes off. Ergo the virgin wool there ewe go again, trying to shear the flock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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