Mitch Cronin Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 I thought maybe someone else might be able to think of a few pretty basic ones... I've been married almost 25 years and should know this one by now.... but I was just reminded: Rule number 236: Never argue with your wife when you're tired and should go to bed, and she's tired and just woken up. Anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rattler Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Share the dinner time duties. Try and cook for her or him at least once a week. Full time cooks deserve a day off.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AME Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Stay single Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innuendo Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 A quote from a retirement dinner speech, "When you are the one who bbqs the steaks, don't always keep the biggest one for yourself" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deicer Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Share the dinner time duties. Try and cook for her or him at least once a week. Full time cooks deserve a day off.... And don't forget the "mushrooms" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dropzone Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Stay single Once they know they've got you, they become a different person from the one you used to date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Starman Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 The Japanese have a saying for it: "You don't feed the fish you've already caught"... But if you're one of the many caught fish, here's a little pearl of wisdom to use around the house, given to me years ago by an old Captain just before I got married - "Never whistle while you pack your bags..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky High Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Don't worry, be happy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatSlave Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 When asked by one of her girlfriends how she liked the motorcycle, this was my wife's reply. "I used to ride on the back of his Harley...then he married me and now I don't have to". That's okay, the bike looks better with a solo seat anyway. Kev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Lavoy Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 "Rules for workin' with Mitch" Rule #1: Always let him get covered in fuel & scrape his knuckles reaching into nearly inaccessible spots while you take care of the much easier/cleaner tasks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Cronin Posted October 11, 2004 Author Share Posted October 11, 2004 Rule number 9362: Always duck when the man above you under that engine cowl says: "lookout!" (I hope your flashlight's still working Mike?) BTW folks... This Mike Lavoy character is soon to be 767 endorsed! ...starts training a week from now... and our 67's will be better for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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