Kip Powick Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Mitch went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" asked Mitch "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll think about it," said Mitch Six months later the doctor met Mitch on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A pilot cured me for $10 and a “40 ouncer”. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a pilot cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now !!!" > > > > > > pilots will do anything for small bills and a drink !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Cronin Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Strangely enough, I read somewhere that a large majority of deaths occur in a bed of one kind or another! . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.O. Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Rumour has it you've "died" in bed many times Mitch! Sorry, couldn't resist! I know, I know, you owe me one. Can't wait for your revenge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon The Loon Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 ZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Cronin Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 ... ok, I got nothing for that... .... butahlbewatchinferyaJO..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.O. Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 I'm sure you'll find something in the next while! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp fa Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Rumour has it you've "died" in bed many times Mitch! Not in my fantasies he hasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.O. Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Not in my fantasies he hasn't. Well Mitch, when I said you'd owe me one, I had no idea it would turn out quite that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Cronin Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 ....why thank you Jennifer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon The Loon Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 ....why thank you Jennifer. All three of ya's need to get a room... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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