Kip Powick Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Possible Conversation between Room Service and an Olympic athlete in the forthcoming Olympics, which are going to be held a great distance West of Vancouver. Read aloud for maximum entertainment: Room Service: Morny. Ruin sorbees. Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. RS: Rye . . . Ruin sorbees . . . morny! Djewish to odor sunteen?? G: Uh . . . yes . . . I'd like some bacon and eggs. RS: Ow July den? G: What?? RS: Ow July den? . . . pry, boy, pooch? G : Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please. RS: Ow July dee bayhcem . . . crease? G: Crisp will be fine. RS : Hokay. An San tos? G: What? RS: San tos. July San tos? G: I don't think so. RS: No? Judo one toes?? G: I feel really bad about this, but I dont know what "judo one toes" means. RS: Toes! toes! . . . why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother? G: English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying "Toast." Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine. RS: We bother? G: No . . . just put the bother on the side. RS: Wad? G: I mean butter . . . just put it on the side. RS: Copy? G: Sorry? RS: Copy . . . tea . . . mill? G: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all. RS: One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy . . . rye?? G: Whatever you say. RS: Tendjewberrymud. G : You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Cronin Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 That hurt like hell to read, but I can't stop chuckling.. I love it. One thing I can't decipher yet... "Ass ruin torino fee"?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Powick Posted October 17, 2003 Author Share Posted October 17, 2003 "Ass ruin torino fee"?? That's room two twenty-three Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Cronin Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Tendjewberrymud ho, wumore tin, howjew lie copy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon The Loon Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 "...which are going to be held a great distance West of Vancouver." I thought Barcelona was east of Toronto... Sybil, ohh SYBILLLL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Powick Posted October 17, 2003 Author Share Posted October 17, 2003 Where will they be held in 2008 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Powick Posted October 17, 2003 Author Share Posted October 17, 2003 From one of your earlier posts... "My memory is the second thing that went today..." and so ...where will the Olympics be held in 2008? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikePapaKilo Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 Egg salad. Weerey egg saland. Thangew wery mudge. Myfe aff ahilo ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innuendo Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 Waiter, this chicken is rubbery. Ohhh, sank you vewwy much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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