Kip Powick Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 The Plan! You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with some of this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here.. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else(like Canada ! or Oklahoma!). They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way , no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicoChico Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Kipster, This is not Robin Williams work...: Urban Legends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handyman Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Funny...I posted this only a month ago or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Financial Guy Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 I hate to break it to you, but Robin Williams does frequent this forum. I have it on good authority that he often poses as "Kip"......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Powick Posted September 22, 2006 Author Share Posted September 22, 2006 Funny...I posted this only a month ago or so. yeh well. my apologies... I didn't take the time to read the 2 0r 3 thousand posts since I returned...................perhaps a moderator can take it down....don't want to waste bandwidth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handyman Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 yeh well. my apologies... I didn't take the time to read the 2 0r 3 thousand posts since I returned...................perhaps a moderator can take it down....don't want to waste bandwidth. That's alright, I posted it thinking it was great and then several jumped back stating it wasn't Robin Williams at all. You didn't miss much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAT3DUAL Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 I kind of like number 7, what will they offer us for our oil, 15 bucks a barrel. HHMM, when it comes to dealing with the Yanks, just think softwood lumber and ask yourself if you trust them in any sort of business transaction. As a nation we should be working hard to eliminate any form of energy import. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zipped Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 The softwood lumber deal that Canada/US have now is a pretty good one considering the time involved and the stubborness of both sides. I say if you need to lay some blame it would be to the previous (anti-american) left wing pinkos of a Liberal Gov't we had for the last 13 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super 80 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 That article has also been attributed to Andy Rooney - much to his displeasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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