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Kip Powick

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blink.gif Off duty pilot??? I'm sure missing that! ...But heck, what else is a woman 6 ft 5 gonna do for kicks? huh.gif ... She looks to be what I'd imagine an Amazon woman who'd been eating at McDonalds for a bit too long might look like...?

...Here's the real question: What's Kip doing with this picture, and what sites is he visiting to be getting this stuff? unsure.gif

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...Here's the real question: What's Kip doing with this picture, and what sites is he visiting to be getting this stuff? unsure.gif

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Maybe he's trading the boat in for a Harley and he's scoping out potential weekend getaways?! laugh.gif

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...Here's the real question: What's Kip doing with this picture, and what sites is he visiting to be getting this stuff? unsure.gif

The days are awfully long and lonely when you're not in Cuba, but in Trenton on those dark and dreary winter nights. ohmy.gif

I wouldn't personally wink.gif blame Kip for looking for some form of entertainment now that they finally have highspeed in the boonies tongue.gif It's the best thing that has happened since getting a remote for the TV and not having Scuba2 change the channels anymore!

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YOU MIGHT BE FROM TRENTON IF.....

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

5. You think the "nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.

6. The salvation army declines your furniture.

7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

10 You keep a can of raid on the kitchen table.

11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "cool whip" on the side.

24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvemen

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