Kip Powick Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 GDR and Mrs.GDR for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as Mrs. GDR is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks GDR He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. GRD reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation. "Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" When the GDR replies, "Chicken Surprise", the waiter says: “Ah..so sorry. I bring you Peeking Duck…” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Powick Posted February 23, 2006 Author Share Posted February 23, 2006 Thursday's Groaner plus 2 Q......How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? > > > > > > > > > > > > Ans......Unique Up On It. + + + Q........How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? > > > > > > > > > > this space intentinally left blank for any pilots who may have their crayons with them > > > > > > > > > > > > > . > > Ans.....Tame Way, Unique Up On It. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDR Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Hey Kipper What was the greatest invention in history > > > > > > > > > > > > Venetian Blinds, and you might ask why > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Without venetian blinds it would have been curtains for all of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conehead Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 You guys both retired, or what??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDR Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Why would you think that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatSlave Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 How do you catch a rabbit? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dig a hole. Light a large fire in the hole. After the fire has burned out, encircle the hole with fresh garden peas. When the rabbit stops to take a pea, quickly run up and kick him in the ashhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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