Kip Powick Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Doctor: Turn your head and cough. Pilot: (cough) Doctor: Thank you. When was your last sexual experience? Pilot: Well...ah..about 1957. Doctor: Kinda been a while ago, hasn't it? Pilot: Yeh...but..I had to leave at 2010 to come over here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Cronin Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Doctor: Turn your head and cough. Mitch: Hey! Why you grabbing me there!? Doctor: I need to check for lumps, now turn your head and cough! Mitch: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.... cough Doctor:Thank you. When was your last sexual encounter? Mitch: [Pow!] None of yer damn business doc... (freakin' wierdo!) Mitch: [on his way out the door] Hey nurse, you might be needed in there... he's checking for lumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccairspace Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Doctor issues lately, Mr. Cronin...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Cronin Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 ... only if "lately" includes all the time since one of the sods smacked my ass when I was born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mo32a Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 [ Mitch: [Pow!] None of yer damn business doc... (freakin' wierdo!) D Replace above with " I think I just had one!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pager Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 [Pow!] None of yer damn business doc... (freakin' wierdo!) Mitch Answer be the same if it was a pretty, young, female doc holding your goods and asking the same question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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