Kip Powick Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Quote of the day: ........"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh!t." Have a nice week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEFCON Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Whatever you give a woman....she'll want more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canus Chinookus Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 One of the best songs ever written! She can kill with a smile She can wound with her eyes She can ruin your faith with her casual lies And she only reveals what she wants you to see She hides like a child, But she's always a woman to me She can lead you to love She can take you or leave you She can ask for the truth But she'll never believe And she'll take what you give her, as long as it's free Yeah, she steals like a thief But she's always a woman to me CHORUS: Oh--she takes care of herself She can wait if she wants She's ahead of her time Oh--and she never gives out And she never gives in She just changes her mind And she'll promise you more Than the Garden of Eden Then she'll carelessly cut you And laugh while you're bleedin' But she'll bring out the best And the worst you can be Blame it all on yourself Cause she's always a woman to me --Mhmm-- Bridge CHORUS: Oh--she takes care of herself She can wait if she wants She's ahead of her time Oh--and she never gives out And she never gives in She just changes her mind She is frequently kind And she's suddenly cruel She can do as she pleases She's nobody's fool And she can't be convicted She's earned her degree And the most she will do Is throw shadows at you But she's always a woman to me --Mhmm-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newgirl Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Kip Did you miss Valentine's Day or her birthday or your anniversary? Honestly we don't want more. We just want a card or a flower on those 3 "women important dates" without having to hint a few weeks in advance. CC The song works for both sexes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon The Loon Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 My wife's mother asked me why women tended to be the receivers of more flowers and chocolates and "things" (that you wear ) than were men. I told her that was because men were more romantic. And then the fight started... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest woxof Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Honestly we don't want more. Remember to tell that to her divorce lawyer.....oh wait a minute it was only common-law....pretty much the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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