J.O. Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 No, I didn't write this ... Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... ...and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great, (not to imply that Canada is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.) The very best of the season and for the new year to all of you. Jeff P.S. MERRY CHRISTMAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Cronin Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 So 'ow come you don' put dat into de udder official language of dis country so we can all unnerstan dat eh? ....And a very Merry Christmas to you too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.O. Posted December 22, 2006 Author Share Posted December 22, 2006 Hey Mitch. I suspect it would get lost in the translation, even more so if I tried to butcher it with my limited ability in that area. Have a good one! Hope Santa puts a new axe under the tree for ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AME Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 "Shall we liken Christmas to the web in a loom? There are many weavers, who work into the pattern the experience of their lives. When one generation goes, another comes to take up the weft where it has been dropped. The pattern changes as the mind changes, yet never begins quite anew. At first, we are not sure that we discern the pattern, but at last we see that, unknown to the weavers themselves, something has taken shape before our eyes, and that they have made something very beautiful, something which compels our understanding." --Earl W. Count, 4,000 Years of Christmas http://www.candlegrove.com/solstice.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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