Kip Powick Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 On the weekend MITCH and Mrs. MITCH were having brunch at a restaurant near the Toronto airport.The attractive waitress asks Mrs. Mitch what she would like and she replied,"I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks MITCH. He replies, "How about a quickie?" "Why, Sir," the waitress says, "How rude . . . you're starting to act like a pilot! As the waitress storms away, Mrs. Mitch leans over to MITCH and whispers,"It's pronounced "quiche." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimer V Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Cronin Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 ROTFL! I thought I read somewhere "real men don't eat Quickie".. err, ahhh "Quiche" In truth... Mrs. Mitch would probably be explaining that to me while wiping the blood off her knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John S. Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Kip, Very cute. Do you make these up ytourself or do you have help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky High Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 I'm sure he has help.. A pilot with a sense of humor??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Powick Posted May 4, 2004 Author Share Posted May 4, 2004 John, Most, but not all, are old stuff that I have found or had passed to me then modified to suit the context. Some are made from actual incidents and once again modified to suit the aviation venue. I have always had a penchant for humour and it is a bad day if I can't find a chuckle......... or hear some really good 50s, 60s,70s,80,s or a few 90's tunes. Humour is just another defense against the universe ---Mel Brooks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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