ccairspace Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Rectum Stretcher While she was “flying” down the road (30 kph over the speed limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, “What’s your hurry?” To which she replied, “I'm late for work.” “Oh yeah,” said the cop, “what do you do?” “I'm a rectum stretcher,” she responded. The cop stammered, “a what?...a rectum stretcher?…and just what does a rectum stretcher do?” “Well, she said, “I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two finger, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch until it’s about 6 feet wide.” “And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot a**hole?’ he asked. To which she politely replied, “ You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge.” Traffic Ticket: $95.00 Court Costs: $45.00 The look on the cops face: Priceless ______________________ ccairspace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Cronin Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 ... I like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deicer Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Cmon Mitch... Aren't you a cruise controllin', right lane dwellin', respectable drivin' man now? Or are you having flashbacks Iceman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Cronin Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Cmon Mitch... Aren't you a cruise controllin', right lane dwellin', respectable drivin' man now? I are indeed... But I still have a good eye for what causes the troubles on our highways, and it ain't the speeders. And I can still applaud hearing the truth slapped in the face of the foolish, can't I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deicer Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 I agree with ya that it ain't the speeders, per se. It's the speeders who weave, read, eat, change clothes, put on makeup, and especially, YAK ON THE PHONE Iceman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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