cp fa makes a mint

[Kip Powick]

cp fa was walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There was a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill went flying out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."

"Damn!" said cp fa....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "How did you get all that money?" “No theft involved is there?”

“No Sir”, said cp fa. "you see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"

"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughed the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well", said cp fa, "not all of them pay up"....

[Check Pilot]

Jennifer......... Kip's got ya.

What say you?

[cp fa]

Jennifer......... Kip's got ya.

What say you?

The only thing that comes to mind is "I wonder where I was going with that bag of severed penises?"

[AAS]

The only thing that comes to mind is "I wonder where I was going with that bag of severed penises?"   

Perhaps to a seamstress who could sew them together and make a wallet and if you were to rub the wallet you would have a suitcase.

[Kip Powick]

The only thing that comes to mind is "I wonder where I was going with that bag of severed penises?"

Perhaps a "weenie" roast ??