Kip Powick Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the jerk. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooooh, you're a “grande” jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handyman Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 ...or a fat jerk. Almost like ordering a medium pizza and TWO diet cokes because your on a diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicoChico Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Aye Aye Kip, I go there and order "a black coffee" tends to screw em up! Chico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccairspace Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Starbucks coffee gives me a stomachache. I've tried different varieties over the years and finally gave up. If I'm looking for an "uptown" (read more expensive) coffee, I prefer Second Cup. Otherwise, its Timmy's for me. ccairspace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kilo Mike Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Star-Shmucks coffee house Does this coffee cup make me look sophisticated??? (video warning ... language ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagger Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I can't imagine Mr. Bitter in a Starbucks to begin with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handyman Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Starbucks coffee gives me a stomachache. I've tried different varieties over the years and finally gave up. If I'm looking for an "uptown" (read more expensive) coffee, I prefer Second Cup. Otherwise, its Timmy's for me. ccairspace That is very common. They over-roast their beans and essentially burn them. Some love it and of course some can't stomach it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccairspace Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I can't imagine Mr. Bitter in a Starbucks to begin with. Hmmm... doesn't fit does it? But I sort of envisaged him in Chapters, standing in the magazine section (reading for free ) and eavesdropping on those-with-iron-stomachs ordering their Starbucks concoctions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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