Kip Powick Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 In a small bar in Calgary a buxom blonde meets Captain Winglet in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his living room has many models of fighter aircraft suspended from the ceiling and 3 large models of his latest prize, the 737-700 on his table, TV, and walnut beverage bar. She wanders into the bedroom and and sees that the bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf just off the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and three huge enormous teddy bears on the top shelf along the wall. The blonde bomber is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive,but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by this evidence of his sensitive side because in the bar all he talked about was how great it was to be a “Winged God”. She turned to him, invitingly... they kiss and well you know what happens with horny pilots so after an intense 2.76 minutes of groaning passion with this “ sensitive guy”, she leans on an elbow and looks deeply into his eyes and says, "Well, how was it for you?" Captain Winglet yawns and says : "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon The Loon Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 ROTFLMAO! I'm just thankful they ask for any prize... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky High Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 So thats the secret. Give em a prize. I'll have to try that. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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