Mitch Cronin Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 A guy goes into the Nordair Office for a job interview. The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?" The guy says, "Why yes, in fact I served two tours in Vietnam." "Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you have any service related disabilities?" The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. While on patrol one day, I stepped on a mine and it blew off my testicles. They declared me disabled, but it doesn't affect my ability to work." "Sorry to hear about the damage but I have some good news for you. I can hire you right now! We start at 8:00 and work til 4:00. Come on in about 10:00 and we'll get you started." The guy says "If you're working from 8:00 to 4:00, why do you want me to come at 10:00?" "Well, here at Nordair we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. Don't need you here for that!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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