Kip Powick Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 An elementary school teacher in Carp asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly said, "My family went to my granddaddy's farm, and we saw all his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to Disneyland and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word fascinate". Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My cousin's wife has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big, she can only fasten eight." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southshore Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 He was also asked to use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence. here it is. Ready? "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Powick Posted June 3, 2003 Author Share Posted June 3, 2003 Asked to use the word "defeat" in a sentemce > > > >Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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