I Just Gotta Post This! :)

[Mitch Cronin]

HOW TO

SAVE THE AIRLINES

Dump the

Male flight attendants. No one wanted them in

The first place....

Replace all the

Female flight attendants with good-looking

Strippers! What the hell -- they don't even

Serve food anymore, so what's the

Loss?

The strippers would at least triple

The alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere'

Going in the cabin. And, of course, every

Businessman in this country would start flying

Again, hoping to see naked women.

Because

Of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't

Need a salary, thus saving even more money. I

Suspect tips would be so good that we could

Charge the women for working the plane and have

Them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap

Dances and 'special services.'

Muslims

Would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of

Seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a

Screeching halt, and the airline industry would

See record revenues.

This is definitely a

Win-win situation if we handle it right -- a

Golden opportunity to turn a liability into an

Asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything

Myself?

Sincerely,

Rob Ford

Toronto Mayor

[Mizar]

To be honest,

I am not sure why you are posting a link that once again mentions Bush like it is some sort of obsession. Most guys know that strippers got rid of anything to do with Bush a long time ago as I am sure you are very aware.