Kip Powick Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, The barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Federal MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, The barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The MP was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super 80 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 The last time I heard this joke it was pilots lined up around the block, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Powick Posted January 28, 2010 Author Share Posted January 28, 2010 The last time I heard this joke it was pilots lined up around the block, Actually I don't think pilots are cheap...I flew with a Captain once who actually bought a daily newspaper.. (he wasn't sure where we were on that particular day). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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