Kip Powick Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Don has reached the grand age of 90. He's played golf every day since his retirement 30 years ago. One day he arrived home looking downcast. "That's it", he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad, certainly not as good as when I was flying, and once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went." His wife sympathizes, and pours him a cold drink. As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try?" "Your brother ? That's no good" sighs Don. "Your brother retired from Westjet and is older than me and I always thought he was kinda useless. He can't help." "He may be older and I don’t think he is useless", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect." So the next day Don heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway. He turns to his brother-in-law and asks, "Did you see the ball?" "Of course I did!" "Where did it go?" says Don. "I don't remember." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Old golfers never die...... They just lose their balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Hudson Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 As a golfer I used to be a pretty good marble player, but I love good stories and more'n likely that one's gonna fit...if 90 it is!.. And James....guess what I'm gonna lose.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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