Newfie Logic - Thursday's Chuckle

[Kip Powick]

Some Newfoundland Logic

Dabye and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbour's dog barking. It had been barking for hours and hours.

Suddenly Dabye jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of this".

He goes downstairs.

DaBye finally comes back up to bed and his wife says, "The dog is still barking What have you been doing?"*

DaBye says "I've put the dog in our yard . Sees how they like it now !"

[Moon The Loon]

"In what aisle, could I find good old Newfoundland cod fish?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you a Newfoundlander?"

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

If I had asked for Polish sausage, would ask me if I was Polish?

Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?"

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm a Newfoundlander when I asked for Newfoundland cod fish?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."