For the AMEs in the crowd

[Kip Powick]

Two AMEs died at the same time, not from overwork, and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week but you can't go back as humans. What'll it be?"

The first AME says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring, like a pilot, above the Rocky Mountains." "So be it," says St. Peter and off flies the first AME.

The second AME mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter?" "No, I told you the computer is down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing. The week's a freebie." "In that case," says the second AME, "I've always wanted to be a real stud." "So be it," says St. Peter and the second AME disappears.

A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two AMEs "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks.

"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult."

"Why?" asked the Lord. St. Peter answered, "He's on a snow tire somewhere in Saskatchewan."

[AME]

I bet Mitch hated Saskatchewan

[handyman]

Two AMEs died at the same time,  not from overwork,  and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates .

You better explain this to CanadaEh!