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THE PRICE OF GAS

Did you hear about the guy in Paris who

almost got away with stealing several

paintings from the Louvre? After planning

the crime, getting in and out past security,

he was captured only two blocks away

when his SUV ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind

such a crime and then make such an

obvious error, he replied: "Monsieur, I had

no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

And you thought I probably lacked De Gaulle to post this !!!

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Dear Diary.

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double

pane energy efficient kind, but this week, I got a call from the contractor

who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a

whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo?

Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last

year......namely, that in just ONE YEAR, these windows would pay for

themselves!

Helllooooo? "It's been a year!", I told him. There was only silence at the

other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He didn't call back.

Guess I won that stupid argument.

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Oh Yeah....

I got promised the same thing. I tried that line the day they got installed.

From the icy stare, I thought wifey was going to beat me senseless.Then she looked like this at me---- mad.gif

Although the installers didn't threaten to take them back. (Which made me happy smile.gif ).

In the end, the bank account got slimmer again.

I think I'm getting writers cramp from signing all those cheques.

sad.gifsad.gif

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