Kip Powick Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Part of the text of an email I rec'd from an expat , 777 Captain working in the sandbox. QUOTE Out of the blue I received a phone call from an old ex-girlfriend of mine.As I recall she was really gorgeous. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said, Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" So I hung up. UNQUOTE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Cronin Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Ok Kip... I've been puzzling over this one for a while now and I think I've got it figured... you reckon he shouldn't have admitted he'd added a few inches before he learned whether or not she had, is that right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Powick Posted May 12, 2004 Author Share Posted May 12, 2004 Ok Kip... I've been puzzling over this one for a while now Ah MITCH... Just my skewed sense of humour The mini story has the guy hanging up because he can only remember what the girlfriend used to look like and although he has gone to pot, he can't accept the fact that the girlfriend has "put on a couple of pounds". Ok for Mr.Cool to put on the weight/get older/get balder but he is not gonna been seen with a "chubby" female friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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