Kip Powick Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Starman Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 Guy walks into a bar and hears "nice suit...", looks around and sees nobody. Sits down and orders a beer, "Nice tie...", he hears. He looks around and still sees no one else in the bar. Bartender points to the countertop, "It's the nuts... they're complimentary..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Starman Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 Guy walks into a bar and hears "nice suit...", looks around and sees nobody. Sits down and orders a beer, "Nice tie...", he hears. He looks around and still sees no one else in the bar. Bartender points to the countertop, "It's the nuts", he says, "...they're complimentary." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Lavoy Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 What do you call a fish on a motorcycle ? A motor pike ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Powick Posted November 22, 2003 Author Share Posted November 22, 2003 What do you call a fish with no eye??? A fsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innuendo Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 The ghost that walked into a bar and asked "Do you serve spirits?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Powick Posted November 22, 2003 Author Share Posted November 22, 2003 Two peanuts walked into a rowdy bar. One was asaulted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Lavoy Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek? Fowl play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest soarcerer Posted November 23, 2003 Share Posted November 23, 2003 Celine Dionne walks into a bar. The bartender says,"Hey Celine, why the long face?" (rimshot now...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GDR Posted November 23, 2003 Share Posted November 23, 2003 Ya hear about the guy whose wife ran off with a tractor salesman? He came home and found a John Deere letter on the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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