On the lighter side

[Stickle]

SOCIAL SECURITY SEX

Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?"

"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."

"Social Security sex?"

Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

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LOUD SEX:

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor.

Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell."

"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.. I don't see what the problem is."

"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"

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QUIET SEX:

Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"

She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"

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WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding

anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone

that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife -Cold As Ever'."

"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:

Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"