Here's me father

[Kip Powick]

After living around the bay in Newfoundland all his life, an old Newf decided it was time to visit the big city of St. Johns.

In one of the stores he picked up a mirror and looked into it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that"! Here's a picture of me father."

He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, had never liked his father so he decided to hang it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

Lizzy began to get suspicious of his many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left for work, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."