Kip Powick Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Mrs. Guyye walks into a market with Captain Redd Guyye. Redde is holding a quarter. Suddenly, Captain Redde starts choking, going blue in the face. His wife realizes her hero has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market. Reaching the fallen Captain, the woman carefully takes hold of his testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds Redde convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the Captain, the woman hands the coin to his wife and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that her hero has suffered no lasting ill effects, Mrs.Guyye rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman replies... "I work for Revenue Canada" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vrefplus5 Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Kip, that one made my day. Enjoy the bash next week ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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