Kip Powick Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 WHY AIRPLANES ARE EASIER TO LIVE WITH THAN A WOMAN: Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go." Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection. Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations. Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month. Airplanes don't come with in-laws. Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes. Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines. Airplanes expect to be tied down. Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong. However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mars Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 LOL! I'm going to cut and paste that in an e-mail to my 'airplane', eerrrrr, wife. Her response should be a good barometer of how the rest of my week goes;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PilotsWife Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Kip, Loved it, but most us gals love the "pre-flight inspection" ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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