Kip Powick Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 FEMALE PRAYER: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep... One who's handsome, smart and strong... One who's loves to listen long... One who thinks before he speaks... When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks... I pray that he is gainfully employed... When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed... Pulls out my chair and opens my door... Massages my back and begs to do more... Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind... Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"... I pray that this man will love me to no end... And never attempt to hit on my friend... And as I kneel and pray by my bed... I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen. > > > > > > > > > > > > MALE PRAYER: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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