Medicare Woes

[Schooner69]

The has been suspicions that money for Medicare has been dwindling; haa any of the following happened to you recently?

10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

9. Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7. The only proctologist on staff is "Gus" from RotoRooter.

6. The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is "An apple a day."

5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network-charges" is not a typo.

3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

2. During your last visit, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little M's on them.

And the number 1 sign the system is in trouble:

1. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

[Schooner69]

"The has been suspicions that money for Medicare has been dwindling; haa any of the following happened to you recently?"


Kip: did you send your old keyboard down to me by any chance? Even drunk I wouldn't type that bad. Formidable!