Kip Powick Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney (AP), Paris, April 16, 2003 The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest M. McRae Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 READ IT ALOUD.... A bear walks into a bar in Bridgewater, Nova Scotia and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Bridgewater ." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Bridgewater ." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Bridgewater." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Bridgewater who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." .........(WAIT FOR IT).......... The bartender says, "You are now. That was a "barbitchyouate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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