Wednesday Giggle

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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Kip stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on his face, he then sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored him and asked the question again, " Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Kip's mouth fell open; then he said to those around him, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore him and said to the class, Anybody?"

Finally, Malcom stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Malcom," then turned to Kip and continued, As for you, young man, I have three things to say: 1) you have a dirty little mind, 2) you didn't read your homework 3) one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."