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Close to The Truth ??. (Today's humour)


Kip Powick

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I talked to a to a homeless man this morning - I asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my
clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and
Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working
on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical
coverage."

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol?
Divorce?"

"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no.... I was paroled."

 

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