In case I forget.............

[Kip Powick]

To Whom it may concern

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an

environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,

gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within

the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or

secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular

persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice

religious or secular traditions at all ...

And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically

uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar

year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other

cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great, (not

to imply that Canada is necessarily greater than any other country), and

without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious

faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishes.

- DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTY -

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is

subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no

alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to

actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void

where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the

wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual

application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance

of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is

limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole

discretion of the wisher.

[deicer]

Merry Chrismahanakwanza to you too Kip!

Iceman