Kip Powick Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Bob had retired from Air Canada when the airline was at the peak of its glory. He had invested wisely and was set to enjoy his well earned retirement but regrettably his wife passed away two years after he was forced out to pasture. The years passed and it became well known throughout his circle of friends that he was an extremely wealthy widower. One day he showed up at the regular monthly luncheon with a breathtaking and very sexy 25 year old blonde who knocked everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm ,and who hung over Bob's arm and listened intently to his every word. His buddies at the luncheon were all aghast. At the very first chance, they cornered him and asked how 70 year old Bob could get such a trophy girlfriend. Bob replied, "Girlfriend? She's not my girlfriend, she’s my wife!" His friends are amazed and one asked "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?" "I lied about my age", Bob replied. "What did you tell her,…… you were only 50?" Bob smiled and said, "Not really ….., I told her I was 90." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handyman Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 There are many "Anna Nicole Smith" types out there. But what the heck...ya can't take the money with ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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