Mitch Cronin Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 It speaks!.... I heard it speaks.... but what has it got in it's pocketses? Hmmm precious? What? ....and what's it got in it's glassssssss.... ssss.... it slurps preciousssss....it slurpsssss.... and it licks its lips! It's candy....liquid candy.....golden liquid candy...... but .....? In it's pocketsessss ssssnothing..... nnnnnothing! in it's pocketsesssss where the fire sticks are kept.... ....no fireysmokeysticks..... but that golden liquid candy that makes it smile.... and it smiles..... and it speakssssss..... ....and it wants a fireysmokeystick to go withe goldenliquidcandy.... thats why it's been quiet... it's been staying away from the liquidcandy and the speakingboxlightthing.... now it's looking at us.... mustn't move.... mustn't make a sound.... it looks right at ussssss.....sssssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rattler Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 They asked me how I knew My true love was true Oh, I of course replied Something here inside cannot be denied They said someday you'll find All who love are blind Oh, when your heart's on fire You must realize Smoke gets in your eyes So I chaffed them and I gaily laughed To think they could doubt my love Yet today my love has flown away I am without my love Now laughing friends deride Tears I can not hide Oh, so I smile and say When a lovely flame dies Smoke gets in your eyes Smoke gets in your eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccairspace Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Ah, rattler, you got me thinking of smoking quotes... Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine. ~A.P. Herbert (British comedian) Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rattler Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Ah yes..... the ying and yang of smoking. I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since. ~Arturo Toscanini I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. ~Benny Hill And then from a GP: Uncool, unsmooth, unhealthy The average general practitioner will see about five patients die of cancer each year and about two of these deaths will be from lung cancer; since I started practice here six years ago I've had six patients die with it, and it is one of the few cancers that a GP can become unpleasantly familiar with. Lung cancer remains a modern epidemic. Most GPs already have a high index of suspicion for persistent respiratory symptoms--especially if there is a positive smoking history--but even so, most cases are diagnosed too late for anything except palliative treatment. The unique feature of lung cancer is that we already know how to get rid of 90% of cases; no further research or trials are needed, there is no ambiguity. If our population would stop smoking, lung cancer would virtually disappear British Medical Journal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Cronin Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 Sounds about right... the Italian takes the lady over the smokes, but the Brit chooses smoking.... For a half breed like myself.... The Pommy bugger in me would have me keep smoking, while the Irish side of me won't ever stop being really angry at that other stupid half! ....Like the song says: Curse Sir Walter Raliegh he was such a stupid git! "Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine." Now that guy knows what it's like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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