Remember these people vote....

[Kip Powick]

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old

fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:

"Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge

sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually

decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to

good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale

$50". The next day someone stole it. Caution! . . . . . . . . . . . . .

These people Vote

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent

which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun

waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"

When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has

for sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with

that stuff". . . . . . . . .She ALSO votes!

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I

got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center

was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7

days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to

end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . . . . . . .He ALSO votes!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we

overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the

sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a

convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car

was moving". . . . . . . . . She ALSO votes!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut

through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk . . . . . . .

My sister ALSO votes!

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were

discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The

cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount . . . . . . . .

He ALSO votes!

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring

attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the

chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's

nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the

head is turned. . . . . . . . . . . My friend ALSO votes!

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to

the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never

showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a

trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,

"has your plane arrived yet? ".

. . . . . . . . . SHE ALSO votes!

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While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small

pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would

like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He though about it for some time before

responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry

enough to eat 6 . . . . . . . . . .Yep, he votes too. =========

[Guest Starman]

Where do you buy your beer? I'd like 10 cases please...

[AME]

These people Vote

Liberals????