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The old Pilot and The old F/A


Kip Powick

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The widowed pilot had been dating the retired F/A for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old pilot decided it was time to broach the subject of physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.

"Well," the F/A said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say I would like it infrequently."

The grizzled old pilot sat quietly for a moment. Then looking over his glasses, looked her in the eye and asked casually . . . "Was that one or two words?"

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