Guest xpat Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 > Last night as I lay sleeping > > I died or so it seemed > > Then I went to heaven > > But only in my dream > > Up there St Peter met me > > Standing at the pearly gates > > He said "I must check your record > > Please stand here and wait." > > He turned and said "your record > > Is covered with terrible flaws > > On earth I see you rallied > > For every losing cause. > > I see that you drank alcohol > > And smoked and used drugs too > > Fact is you're done everything > > A good person should never do. > > We can't have people like you up here > > Your life was full of sin." > > Then he read the last of my record > > Took my hand and said,"come in." > > He lead me up to the big boss and said > > "Take him in and treat him well. > > He used to work for Air Canada ! > > He's done his time in hell. > > > > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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