Tuesday's Chuckle

[Kip Powick]

Two pilots left the bar after a long night of drinking,

jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple

of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger

window and tapped lightly. The pilot screamed,

"Look at the window. There's an old ghosts face

there!" The driver sped up, but the old man's face

stayed in the window. The pilot rolled his window

down part way and, scared out of his wits, said, "What

do you want?"

The old man softly replied, "You got any tobacco?"

The pilot handed the old man a cigarette and

yelled, "Step on it," to the driver, rolling up the

window in terror.

A few minutes later they calmed down and started

laughing again. The driver said, "I don't know what

happened, but don't worry; the speedometer says we're

doing 80 now." All of a sudden there was a light

tapping on the window and the old man reappeared.

"There he is again," the pilotyelled. He rolled

down the window and shakily said, "Yes?"

"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked. The

passenger threw a lighter out the window saying, "Step

on it!"

They were driving about 100 miles an hour, trying to

forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of

a sudden there came some more tapping.

"Oh my God! He's back!" The pilot rolled down the

window and screamed in stark terror, "WHAT NOW?"

The old man gently replied, "You want some help

getting out of the mud?"