Guest WA777 Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 Prime Minister Chretien was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before his bodyguards could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful that he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland." The PM says, "No problem. I'll send you there First Class on Air Canada." The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." Chretien says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!" The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!" Jean is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped ???" The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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