Kip Powick Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Willy Whizbang went to the Minister of Transport’s Office to interview for a job. The interviewer asked him, "Your resume says you are a Canadian Forces Veteran?" "Yes, I served two tours in Afghanistan". "Good, that counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related, disabilities?” "I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so the Department of Defence declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though.” "Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours here at the Minister of Transport office are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you started." "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?" "Well, this is a Federal government office. We don't do anything but sit around and scratch our testicles for the first two hours. No point of you coming in for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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