Guest Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he > > looks into his small bowl. it is empty. "Who's been eating my > > porridge?!!", he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in > > > > his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's > > been eating my Porridge?!!, "he roars. Momma Bear puts her head through > > the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For Christ's sake, how > > many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Momma > > Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, > > > > it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded > > the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma > > Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, > > it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was Momma Bear who put the > > friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and > > food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses > > downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, > > listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time. > > > > "I HAVEN'T MADE THE F@#*ING PORRIDGE YET !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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