Tuesday's Twitter

[Kip Powick]

First Officer Roger Ramjet walked into the dentist's office and after the dentist examined him, said, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."

Our intrepid aviator grabs the doc's arm, "No way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!"

So the dentist said, "Okay, we'll have to go with the gas."

The fearless flyer replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days and I’ve got to fly tomorrow. I'm not having gas."

So the dentist stepped out and came back with a glass of water, "here," he says. "Take this pill."

Ramjet asks "What is it?"

The dentist replied, "Viagra."

Roger Ramjet looked surprised, "will that kill the pain?" he asked.

"No," replied the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth."