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You've probably read these before but they are worth a second laugh.Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by U.S. Air Force Pilots (P), and the replies from the maintenance crews (M):

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(P) Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.

(M) Almost replaced left inside main tire.

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(P) #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid.

(M) #2 Propeller seepage normal -#1,#3,and #4 propellers lack normal seepage

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((P) Aircraft handles funny.

(M) Aircraft warned to straighten up,'fly right' and be serious.

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(P) Dead bugs on windshield.

(M) Live bugs on order.

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(P) Number three engine missing.

(M) Engine found on the right wing after brief search.

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(P) IFF inoperative.

(M) IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

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(P) Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.

(M) THAT'SSSS what they're there for.

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(P) DME volume unbelievably loud.

(M) Volume set to more believable level.

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P) Something loose in cockpit.

(M) Something tightened in cockpit

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(P) Evidence of leak on the right main landing gear.

(M) Evidence removed.

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