Kip Powick Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 How Bad is the US Economy? The Economy Is So Bad… CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Jewish women are marrying for love. HotWheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, AIG and Citigroup. McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names. A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Motel Six won’t leave the light on. The Mafia is laying off judges. And finally… Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, great idea … the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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