Progress in my neighbourhood

[Kip Powick]

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has all the newest inventions to eliminate that passe grocery store feeling.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of

distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows

mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of

charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens

cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the

pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing

smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

[planett]

The beer came out of my nose after that one!