Kip Powick Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 It was in a dark and smoky bar that the Westjet Captain met the lady of the evening. She approached him and whispered in his ear, “ You know fella, if I didn’t know any better I would think you were one of those guys who thinks he is one of God’s chosen creatures that my friend keeps telling me about”. The Westjet pilot, smiled and replied, “No, I’m not an Air Canada pilot.” She smiled, “In that case, a special deal for you…….lets go back in that booth in the corner…it will only be $5.00”. The pilot smiled and said nothing. She grinned, “OK” she said, “ Want more privacy ? Out in my Caddy for $10.00” Still the pilot said nothing, just sat on the bar stool smiling. She leaned over and nibbled on his ear, “For $20.00 we can go back to my place, a glass of wine, soft music and a king-size bed.” The Westjet pilot, paused, looked around and took out a twenty dollar bill, She grabbed his hand and started for the door when the Westjet pilot stopped her. “No” he said, “Four times in the booth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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