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Little Pierre


Kip Powick

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One day in English/French class for 1st graders, the teacher was asking

her class to describe the use of the word "Ozonol."

Little Mary got up and explained that she had fallen while roller

skating and scratched her knee. She went home and her mother cleaned

the cut and put a bandage with Ozonol on her knee and it was all better.

The teacher was so proud and then asked other children if they

had any other explanation of the word.

Little Pierre raised his hand and started to explain.

'Well Teacher, da udder nite, me an my fodder are

watching da Montreeal and Tronta Ockey Game.

An den my mudder start to do da vaccum. Den, my fodder, he yell at my

mudder, ai, ai, ai, ai, Tabarnack;

"Louise, put dat dam ting haway now or I'll stick it hup your harse,

......Ose an all."

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Better watch out Kip, the "this is offensive" police will be knocking on your door, unless of course ................... poking fun at only certain groups is considered offensive..... tongue.gif

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Better watch out Kip, the "this is offensive" police will be knocking on your door, unless of course ................... poking fun at only certain groups is considered offensive..... tongue.gif

The teller of a mirthful tale has latitude allowed him. We are content with less than the absolute truth.

Charles Lamb

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